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'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

A Wrecked-angle.

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Evolution of the Mathematician.