Skill Shifter Pillows

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"