Shapeshifter Enthusiast Gifts

Octopus Lady

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'