Weight Shifter Enthusiast Gifts

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Like Minded

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

Body Building Mishap

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Octopus Lady

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"The diet seems to be working."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."