Weight Loss Enthusiast Gifts

Diet Food...& lots of it

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

"The 'thin man' trying to get out of you appears to be clinically obese as well!"

"Another diet?"

"The diet seems to be working."

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Running

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!