Weight Loss Enthusiast Gifts

Diet Food...& lots of it

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

"The 'thin man' trying to get out of you appears to be clinically obese as well!"

"Another diet?"

"The diet seems to be working."

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

All Natural Nothing

The rock caricature

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."