Slimming Enthusiast Gifts

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We're exclusively delts."

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog