Slimming Club Enthusiast Gifts

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Gentleman's Club Scene

Vaccine passport required

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Brew Clubs

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

The invention of baseball.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Red Hat Society.

Nerd night at the club.

"How's the diet going?"

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

A fridge surrounded by books.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You. You. And you."

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'