Slimming Club Enthusiast Gifts

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Vaccine passport required

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Brew Clubs

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

The invention of baseball.

Nerd night at the club.

"How's the diet going?"

A fridge surrounded by books.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You. You. And you."

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"