Slimming Enthusiast T-Shirts

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

Running

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."