"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."
Shrink Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite shrink enthusiast? Our collection features amusing and charming items that capture the joy and fascination of miniatures and scale modeling. Perfect for crafters and hobbyists, these products add a touch of whimsy and wit to their creative corner. Whether it's for a birthday, a special project, or just because, find the ideal miniature-inspired gift that shows you appreciate their unique passion for shrinking the world down to size.
Tiny patient being asked if he would like to be the focus of a 'Inferiority Complex Convention'
"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"
Psychological Warfare Target Practice
"I see the downsizing continues."
'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'
"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"
"Don't worry they're all part of my team."
"I've downsized."
Shrink
"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"
When psychiatry works too well!
"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"
Give Thanks.
Jeans Styles
"The diet seems to be working."
"Fake."
'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'
When geographers and geometrists hang out.
Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.
'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'
'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'
'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'
Diet Food...& lots of it
"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'
He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.
A fridge surrounded by books.
Polygon man.
"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"
Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!
'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'
Everything a pound...
'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'
Shrink Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Shrink Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of shrink enthusiast mugs and find the perfect humorous or charming gift to keep their morning brewing happily.
Shrink Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for shrink enthusiasts—fun and quirky designs that add personality to any room or craft space.
Shrink Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vibrant shrink enthusiast prints—artworks that celebrate their miniature passion and can brighten up any wall.
Shrink Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our shrink enthusiast T-shirts—fun, witty, and ideal for showcasing their love for miniatures and scale modeling.