Shrink Enthusiast Prints

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

Tiny patient being asked if he would like to be the focus of a 'Inferiority Complex Convention'

"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"I see the downsizing continues."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I've downsized."

Shrink

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

When psychiatry works too well!

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Give Thanks.

Jeans Styles

"The diet seems to be working."

"Fake."

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

Diet Food...& lots of it

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

A fridge surrounded by books.

Polygon man.

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

Everything a pound...

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'