Head Shrink Enthusiast Prints

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

When psychiatry works too well!

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I've downsized."

Shrink

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hats

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

A fridge surrounded by books.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'Everyone thinks I'm boring.'

'Why that's ridiculous! You have lots of useless years left in you!'

'...and what makes you think that people always take advantage of you?'

"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"

'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

Tiny patient being asked if he would like to be the focus of a 'Inferiority Complex Convention'