Head Shrink Enthusiast Pillows

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

When psychiatry works too well!

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I see the downsizing continues."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I've downsized."

Shrink

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hats

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

A fridge surrounded by books.

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

'Everyone thinks I'm boring.'

'...and what makes you think that people always take advantage of you?'

'Why that's ridiculous! You have lots of useless years left in you!'

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"

Tiny patient being asked if he would like to be the focus of a 'Inferiority Complex Convention'

St Peter shaving the heads of angels