"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"
Shrink Supporter Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that honor creative supporters, blending comfort with clever art or messages.
'What do you do with the time you save?'
'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'
'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'
"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"
'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'
Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.
SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS
"Don't worry they're all part of my team."
'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'
Shrink
"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"
"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"
When psychiatry works too well!
Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.
Psychological Warfare Target Practice
Dogs Home: Beware of the Human
"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."
Christmas Group Therapy.
"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"
'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'
Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!
'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'
'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'
One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.
Turkey...cold turkey.
Small store loses out to glossy big store
'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'
"At this time of the summer, I hate time."
A fridge surrounded by books.
"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."
Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!
Shop Local
'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'
Same Planet, Different Worlds.
Shrink Supporter Pillows Collection
Shrink Supporter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for shrink supporters—perfect for inspiring mornings and clever conversations.
Shrink Supporter Prints
Decorate your space with prints that showcase the inventive passion of shrink supporters—think creatively!
Shrink Supporter T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate creative spirits and support in style—fun designs for every supporter.