Seasonal Shrink Pillows

Christmas Group Therapy.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Shrink

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Unsuitable clothing.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

New for Fall

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Signs of Fall

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Now we wait for the snow.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Old Man Winter.