Seasonal Shrink Mugs

Christmas Group Therapy.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Shrink

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Unsuitable clothing.

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

New for Fall

Signs of Fall

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Old Man Winter.

"Seems to start earlier every year."