"At this time of the summer, I hate time."
Holiday Shrinker Pillows
Bring cozy comfort and holiday humor together with our festive pillows. Perfect for adding a whimsical touch to any space, these pillows are sure to delight those who love a bit of holiday silliness.
'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'
"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'
"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"
'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'
"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."
Shrink
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!
Seasonal shopping.
"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."
Psychological Warfare Target Practice
'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'
Christmas Group Therapy.
"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."
"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."
Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.
Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays
'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'
"It's safe to open the door. They're singing Christmas-carol parodies."
"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."
I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.
'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'
'And in the red corner, still carrying a little Christmas weight...'
Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...
'Everyone thinks I'm boring.'
"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"
Please form a queue.
Christmas Present List
On the twelth day of Christmas...
'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'
Holiday Shrinker Pillows Collection
Holiday Shrinker Mugs
Explore more holiday shrinker mugs filled with quirky, fun designs that add a splash of humor to their morning routine or holiday decor.
Holiday Shrinker Prints
Browse our selection of holiday shrinker prints packed with clever, seasonal artwork to inspire and entertain all year round.
Holiday Shrinker T-Shirts
Discover more witty and festive holiday shrinker t-shirts to make their seasonal wardrobe more fun and expressive.