Expense Shrinker Pillows

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Oil shock.

'How much did you save this year?'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"They're spelt differently!"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'