Expense Shrinker Pillows

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Oil shock.

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'So, who's first?'

"They're spelt differently!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Put it in petty cash.

Girl holding money.