Quirky Shrink Pillows

'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pest Control

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

The Mattress Savings Bank

Shrink

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

When psychiatry works too well!

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"We have raccoons."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Christmas Group Therapy.

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Face painting vs bottom painting

Where bee's wax really comes from.

'Take comfort in the knowledge that better men than you have far worse inferiority complexes.'

'My therapist says I've developed a cult of personality disorder.'

Reverse piggy bank

"He's out jogging."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.