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'...and what makes you think that people always take advantage of you?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

Back in 5 minutes!

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'