Armchair Shrink Pillows

'Everyone thinks I'm boring.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

'Flight simulator'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Inactive wear store.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

London map drawn from memory.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines