Armchair Sherlock Pillows

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Who stole my candy?

Inactive wear store.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'