Armchair Shopper Pillows

'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.