Armchair Shopper Gifts

'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

American Idle.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Unusual Offers

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.