Armchair Hunter Gifts

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"There's more inside."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Goal!"

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'