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'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"There's more inside."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Inactive wear store.