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"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'You've been killing files again.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Reading room

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Skier.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Optician and the PI.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Whodunits

"I love people-watching."

Mystery section...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'