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"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'You've been killing files again.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Saguaro Cacti.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Optician and the PI.

Skier.

Reading room

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Whodunits

"I love people-watching."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

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