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'You've been killing files again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

The Modern Godot

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?