Investigative Sleuth Gifts

'You've been killing files again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Undercover Biophysicists

The Modern Godot

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'