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Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

Neighbourhood Watch.

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore

"Yeah...it's grass alright! Just as I suspected!"

'They weren't close then?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device.

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Honey, if the government won't contact-trace Kimberley's pool parties, I will simply do it myself."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

"I love people-watching."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A boy acting suspiciously

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'You've been killing files again.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Missing Easter Egg

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Optician and the PI.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"The butler did it!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'