Amateur Sleuth Pillows

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

Neighbourhood Watch.

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore

"Yeah...it's grass alright! Just as I suspected!"

'They weren't close then?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Guy on seafront esplanade at a listening device.

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Honey, if the government won't contact-trace Kimberley's pool parties, I will simply do it myself."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

'The only mystery remaining is, who wins the scholarship to Sherlock Holmes University...'

"I love people-watching."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A boy acting suspiciously

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'You've been killing files again.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Missing Easter Egg

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Optician and the PI.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"The butler did it!"