Armchair Sherlock Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Goal!"

Travelogue

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Who stole my candy?

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Inactive wear store.

London map drawn from memory.