Armchair Shrink Gifts

'Everyone thinks I'm boring.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Flight simulator'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Goal!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Inactive wear store.

London map drawn from memory.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'He's in training for the Olympics'