Armchair Dieters Gifts

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Goal!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Inactive wear store.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Easy chair exercise machines

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'