Armchair Dieters Gifts

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Inactive wear store.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'