Weight Management Enthusiast Gifts

Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.

Are you on a diet plan? I'm on several of them!

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

"So much for getting fit during quarantine. . . dieting all morning for nothing."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

All Natural Nothing

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Valleyview diet clinic

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."