Weight Management Enthusiast Pillows

Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.

"So much for getting fit during quarantine. . . dieting all morning for nothing."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Valleyview diet clinic

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"You won’t need refills."

Scales

Fat man on scales.