Shapeshifter Fan Pillows

"From now on on we only drink bottled water."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Haunted museum

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Octopus Lady

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"

The Three Wise Women

A Wrecked-angle.

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

Evolution of the Mathematician.