Style Shapeshifters Mugs

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Octopus Lady

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"You're different from last time."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

"Shuffle Mode"