Perception Shifter T-Shirts

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Like Minded

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Distilled Elephant

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."