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"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"You've changed."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Artists At The Auto Show

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

Distilled Elephant

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Straightening up.