Perspective Shift Fan T-Shirts

Honey, wake up! The world's gone widescreen!

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"You've changed."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Artists At The Auto Show

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Distilled Elephant

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Manager please give 10%

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.