Art Switchers Gifts

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Home/work masks.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"Shuffle Mode"

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Removal men.

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"