Symphony Switchers Pillows

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Baby Mozart.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Quartet on surfboards

"Shuffle Mode"

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

Vienna Brass Ensemble

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Toddler playing the cello

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

Forget the internet! Go through their trash!

"I had second thoughts."