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'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Shuffle Mode"

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

The Gas Price Race

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

'Switch the bloody thing off then!'

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

"I had second thoughts."