Light Switch Flipper Pillows

'Switch the bloody thing off then!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Net to catch pancake.'

Lighthouse switch

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Pancakes

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

The invisible man makes a pancake

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Swimmer

A man with a pancake on her head

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."