Recipe Swapper Gifts

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

Lady of the Cake.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

The Inexperienced Cook

"First you make a roux."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Not a Creature was Stirring

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Chef

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

Tasty and Healthy Food

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'