Spice Swapper Gifts

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

Lady of the Cake.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Witch's Brew.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Habanero ..."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Old pumpkin spice

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

The Four Seasonings.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Funky Chef 1

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'I'm coping.'

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Seasoning Greetings!

Chess Chef

Cuisine of India. Wow, this is spicy! It's almost radioactive! Who came up with the recipe? Madame Curry!