Spice Swapper Gifts

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."

Lady of the Cake.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Habanero ..."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Old pumpkin spice

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

The Four Seasonings.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Funky Chef 1

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'I'm coping.'

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Seasoning Greetings!

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Chess Chef