Spice Trader Gifts

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Old Spice

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'How's the curry?'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

The morning after the night before.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"