Spice Specialist Gifts

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Culinary School. Just taste it to check the seasoning --- You don't need to proofread you alphabet soup.

He's in trouble. He's in charge of the mess halls abroad, and there have been lots of complaints that the food is too spicy. He oversees the overseas over-seasoning.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Gordon Ramsay

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Too much cilantro

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Just a little seasoning...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

Tartar sauce.

"Sriracha"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."