Spice Systemizer Gifts

'I'm a self-starter unfortunately I'm also a self-finisher.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Old Spice

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Habanero ..."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'How's the curry?'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

The morning after the night before.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'How's the curry?.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"