Lost Sock Storyteller Gifts

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

How it started: How it's going

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Noah of the sock world...

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

"Your father helped me, too."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."