Missing Sock Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your missing sock philosopher? Delve into the humorous and thoughtful world of the interest that blends philosophical musings with a touch of sock-related whimsy. Our collection is ideal for those who enjoy pondering life's mysteries and the curious case of missing socks with a witty twist. Whether they’re a seasoned thinker or just love a good laugh, these products bring a playful edge to their philosophical pursuits.

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'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.' mockup

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

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'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.' mockup

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

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"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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Flight Socks.

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had! mockup

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

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How it started: How it's going

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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Lost and forgotten department

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Where missing laundry socks go!

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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The dark side of the moon

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Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?' mockup

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

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I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place. mockup

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

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Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers mockup

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

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"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out." mockup

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

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"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor." mockup

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

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"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations." mockup

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

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"Now, what am I here for?"

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'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!' mockup

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

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Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head. mockup

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

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"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on." mockup

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!' mockup

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

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Missing Sock Philosopher Gifts Collection

Missing Sock Philosopher Mugs

Explore more delightful mugs for the missing sock philosopher, perfect for sparking ideas and chuckles during your daily caffeine boost.

Missing Sock Philosopher Pillows

Brighten any room with our missing sock philosopher pillows, combining comfort with clever humor about life's little mysteries.

Missing Sock Philosopher Prints

Bring humor and philosophy into your home decor with our prints inspired by the missing sock philosopher theme, perfect for fans of wit and intrigue.

Missing Sock Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts for the missing sock philosopher to showcase their witty side with stylish, humorous designs.