Missing Sock Philosopher Gifts

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Flight Socks.

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

How it started: How it's going

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Where missing laundry socks go!

Noah of the sock world...

Lost and forgotten department

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The dark side of the moon

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'